100 Years of Sexy Sexless Mormon Vampires
By Heidi Harris
Chastity is the new sexy. There's no question about it really. Millions of Twilight fans spend excessive amounts of productive energy every day squealing and swooning over Robert Pattenson's recent role as the abstinent vampire, Edward Cullen. A quick search online turns up hundreds of fan t-shirts sporting messages from the subtle, "Please Bite Me, Edward!" (with appliqué hearts, mind you) to the overt, "Bun my oven, Edward Cullen."
But really, in vampire lore, there is little symbolic difference between the bite and the bun, so to speak. Vampires as mythological figures have always been fraught with sexual tension. They are able to mesmerize innocent virgins with their hypnotic stare and are constantly in search of a female neck to "kiss." Bram Stoker's Dracula even portrayed the Count's victims as actual vampire wives, implying a none-too-subtle link between his bite and sexual consummation.
It is precisely because Edward is a vampire, then, that chastity has suddenly become so erotic. He refuses to have sex with his girlfriend, Bella, until they are properly wed, even when she practically throws herself on top of him every few chapters. Yet, he's the one who comes to her bedroom at night, stares piercingly at her while breathing heavily, and has, to top it off, an apparently divine physique.
This dissonance between the gentleman and the bad boy make Edward automatically complex, mysterious, and alluring. Stephanie Meyer, the author of the Twilight series, must have intentionally created Edward to be able to toy with all sorts of these liminalities. He's neither dead nor alive, and he's neither asexual (in that he clearly has erotic desires) nor actively promiscuous (as he does not act on those desires). Edward Cullen's vampire is wonderfully, confusingly, fascinating.
He is also, apparently, Mormon.
Or so hundreds of articles and blog posts have claimed ever since it became clear that Twilight was a hit and Meyer was a Mormon herself. Notably, most scholarship linking Twilight to LDS theology has been through analyzing Edward Cullen's sexuality. Caitlin Flanagan's Atlantic article, "What Girls Want" is a particularly well-circulated example. The final say always seems to link Meyers' religion with Edward's chastity. Edward is fiercely abstinent and therefore Edward Cullen's sexuality is Mormon, like Stephanie Meyer. The logic seems to follow: Mormons are chaste. Edward is chaste. Therefore Edward is Mormon.
Of course, any theology in every religion is more complex than a simple premise like "Mormons are chaste." But we depend on Twilight to be some sort of Summa Theologica of LDS sexual doctrine and all its minutia. That one could glean any complete understanding of Mormon theology from Twilight is, of course, completely untrue. For starters, Edward Cullen is not actually Mormon. He's not even generally religious. As far as my own reading of the novels goes, the only explicit references to anything bordering on the purely theological in Twilight are a few conversations about the possible non-existence of Edward's soul. Deep stuff, to be sure, but not really what one might find in a Mormon Sunday service.