"And You, Who Would Deny My Name"
I got my summer job in college the old-fashioned way: pure, uncorrupted nepotism. The collection agency hired me entirely because my mother was a supervisor at a bank the agency did work for; I guess they found her good graces to be worth nine dollars an hour. That's the only explanation I can think of, since I was a miserable collector—they pulled me off the phones after less than a month—and I spent the rest of my time there doing whatever they could find to occupy me.
I ended up as the underling of a guy I'll call Mike, the company's compliance officer. I remember seeing Mike on my first day at work: a tall guy with a crew cut and a goatee, wearing a leather jacket that, to the best of my knowledge, disappeared and was never mentioned again after that day. I imagined he had a motorcycle and occasionally got into fistfights at roadside bars. In reality, he had played in the world championships of the Star Wars Collectible Card Game and had Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" as his ringtone; he was usually harmless.
I spent most of my workday trapped in an office with Mike, alternating between creating spreadsheets, screwing around on the internet, and being pelted with Nerf weaponry. Since we had less than two feet separating us, we naturally noticed everything the other one did. I heard all his conversations with his wife and his excursions into celebrity gossip websites; he found me running an online D&D game during company time. (To reiterate: I had this job solely as a favor to my mother.) We had no real conflicts—he joined the D&D game—until 3:33 p.m., one day in early July.
You see, I pray at 3:33 every day. I take my Thor's Hammer pendant and tap myself on the forehead and each cheek three times, and then ask Thor for strength and Odin for wisdom. This is not an Ancient Heathen Secret or anything; it's simply something that makes sense to me. (It's all the nines, you see.) Since the whole process takes less than twenty seconds it's rarely noticed. But as I was whispering the prayer to myself that day in July, I heard Mike's chair squeak, and then his voice.
"Eric, what are you doing?"
I'm more or less "out" as a pagan these days, as evidenced by the biweekly plastering of my mug on this fair website, but that wasn't the case back then. Mike, on the other hand, was a proud Christian who went on missionary trips and organized Guitar Hero nights for Youth Ministry. He wasn't a fundamentalist—the legend of his visit to the late-night IT crew while wearing nothing but an American flag Speedo proved that—but I had never mentioned my religion to him and hoped I never would.
"Nothing, Mike," I said. "Just praying."
He squinted and saw me holding the hammer. "Praying?"
I sighed. "Yes. I'm praying to Thor. I do it every day."
I wasn't sure what response to expect—whether he would find it strange, or not care, or start trying to convert me from my evil ways. But he didn't do any of those things. Instead, he started laughing. "No, seriously, what are you doing?"
"I was praying," I said again. "Just like I said."
Eric Scott was raised in St. Louis by Coven Pleiades, a Wiccan group based in the Alexandrian tradition. His fiction and memoir explore the joys and doubts of being a second-generation Pagan in the modern world. He holds an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Missouri. His work has appeared in or is forthcoming in Ashe! Journal, Kerouac's Dog Magazine, Caper Literary Journal, and Witches & Pagans. He is also a Contributing Editor at Killing the Buddha.