Short Stack #8

By the second week of January, I'm going to register 200,000 hits on my blog. That's more views than Salt Lake City has Mormons. I think that means I can start baptizing people posthumously as atheists.---------------------------To my Christian friends: Yes, I'm an atheist, but that doesn't mean I don't celebrate or understand the true meaning of Christmas! Here, I'll prove it: Merry Christmas! May Jesus come down the chimney and leave a quarter under your pillow for every one of your teeth! … [Read more...]


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