Short Stack #18

Him: “Why do you do this? I mean, why do you want to take away people’s faith? Even if they believe things that aren’t true, what is that to you?” Me: “If you’re walking along a roadway and you see a nail out on the pavement, do you leave it there where it could puncture somebody’s tire, or do you pick it up?” Him: “What? I pick it up.” Me: “Yeah, well so do I.” … [Read more...]

Short Stack 17: Special Edition – #DeathTweets

#DeathTweets: Just chugged about a quart of Diet Coke. Now for the Mentos! ____________________ #DeathTweets: me and my posse up at the old sanders mansion spoze to be a vampire lives here. yes or no, im bringin back PROOF! ____________________ #DeathTweets: whoo boys nite out no idea howw mny driks ive had time to go tho wherz my keys … [Read more...]