50 Things to Do Before I Die

This is a self-indulgent repost of an older piece, freshened by thoughts of my recent 60th birthday:I stumbled across the title phrase some time back, and Googled it. I found several lists and scrolled through them.One of them was all “Go watch the Masters golf tournament,” and “Sit ringside at Madison Square Gardens for a boxing match,” and “See the Tour de France in person,” and it just seemed like most of it was a lot of crap you’d do to impress other people, instead of having an adventure … [Read more...]

Blasphemy Day Post! Plus Ungodly Recipe!

In case you've forgotten, it's International Blasphemy Day.And you know, considering they made up a whole international holiday and stuff, it would be a sin not to pitch in and enjoy the day to its fullest. You know, insulting Mohammad. Insulting Jesus. Dressing up as nuns and priests and doing an obscene song and dance number. Posting some fun blasphemous comics online. … [Read more...]

Our Lady of the Shitty Tools

Anybody who’s ever worked with hand tools will recognize what I’m about to say:You can buy shitty tools.I mean, there are companies out there who actually make and sell shitty tools. Tools deliberately MADE to break, or perform badly during use.It’s a price-point thing, of course. … [Read more...]


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