Chips Ahoy! Gadzooks! And Oh, This Poor Woman.

SHARE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!! THESE CHIPS ARE REAL!!! AND ALREADY BEING INJECTED INTO UNWILLING AMERICANS!!! In addition to your medical records, banking records, etc., every one of these RADIO FREQUENCY ID chips will contain a locator device, allowing government agents to know where you are every second, and listen in on your private conversations. If you say anything the government doesn't like, you can be fired from your job and never be able to work again! Chips implanted in men contain … [Read more...]

The Place of Failure and Death — Part 1

It’s a few months back and I’m answering a question I’ve just been asked online about my activist brand of atheism: “Why do you do this? I mean, why do you want to take away people’s faith? Even if they believe things that aren’t true, what is that to you?” “If you’re walking along a roadway and you see a nail out on the pavement, do you leave it there where it could puncture somebody’s tire, or do you pick it up?” “What? I pick it up.” “Yeah, well so do I.” … [Read more...]

Ted Nugent — Masculine, Admirable, Freedom-Loving American. Or Not.

Pimple-on-a-dog's-ass aging rocker Ted Nugent has been invited to the State of the Union Address by Texas Rep. Steve Stockman. Considering that Nugent has made fairly blatant public threats against both the President and outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — for instance:  “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” — and — "Obama, he's a piece of sh*t. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey … [Read more...]

Holy Shit, Really?!?

Huh. The Pope is quitting. No surprise, though. He never really recovered from that fight with Yoda. I'll bet it has something to do with blackmail involving a sex tape with Jar Jar Binks. Hey, wonder if Sarah Palin is advising him? But the REAL REASON, revealed here for the first time: The Pope read my book, Red Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist ... and has realized he can no longer believe in souls, Heaven, Hell, or the Big Magic Juju Guy. My work is done. ____________________ Oh, well, … [Read more...]

Nothing to See Here, Move Along

This is a little nothing-much, posted mainly to see how I feel about posting. If you've been following my recent exploits, you know I'm just a week into recovery from surgery – the minor-but-major removal of my gallbladder – and I haven't felt much like writing. Or even turning on the computer. But today I felt pretty good. Woke up at 7 a.m., lay in bed thinking and reading until almost 10 a.m., then got up and … well, got a great deal done. … [Read more...]


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