An Unpopular View of Pets — and Pet “Lovers”

sphynx

I'm conducting an argument on Facebook with a "lover" of cats, following the announcement of her soon-to-be-acquired hairless Sphynx cat. Argument follows:... SF: This is the Sphynx kitten I will be getting in a few weeks. [ Photo attached, not the one shown here ] Right now he will be two weeks on the 28th. If you have any idea's for names let me know. Right now Mr. Wrinkles is what we have so far lol Hank Fox: If this is one of those hairless cats ... argh. I would never, ever own one, … [Read more...]

Bullies With Four Legs, Bullies With Two

Tito the Mighty Hunter

This video has come up a lot lately, posted or referred to by people who think it's hilarious.I have a rather different view of it. But  then, I'm the guy who thinks it's mean to dress up pets in Halloween costumes:I have an advantage over most people in that I had an extraordinary dog named Tito the Mighty Hunter, someone -- and I deliberately say someONE and not someTHING -- who managed to get it across to thick-headed me something of what goes on in dog heads. He did that by ... … [Read more...]

The Religion of Bears

black bear standing

One of my pet peeves has to do with bears. You know — covered with hair, four big paws, occasionally shows up around human habitation and causes people to freak out?It's not the bears themselves, it's the general reaction to them, the body of beliefs associated with them, that bugs me so much.I lived in a little mountain town in California for 22 years, and there were usually a good dozen or so resident ursids cruising around, usually at night but sometimes in broad daylight.I had o … [Read more...]

Beta Culture: Earthman’s Journey – Part 5 of 8

LAKEHank

[ Part 1 — 2 — 3— 4 — 5 — 6 – 7 — 8 ] Molly (cont.) This kind of thought wasn’t completely new for me – I confess I’d dwelt many times on the fortunes of other men, wistful and envious of the assets they enjoyed.“What would it be like to be him?” I had asked myself, him way up there with all that money, with a daddy who provides private airplanes and the family’s own airport, with new trucks and horses and jet skis and scuba diving lessons there for the asking.“What would it be like to … [Read more...]

Beta Culture: Earthman’s Journey – Part 4 of 8

LAKEHank

[ Part 1 — 2 — 3— 4 — 5 — 6 – 7 — 8 ] Molly For eight years in my 20s and 30s, I was a draft horse teamster at a resort-town ranch, driving a two-up hitch of massive blond Belgians or coal-black Percherons, on a huge hay wagon for mid-summer meadow rides, or on big sleighs that would glide over the high-mountain snow on moonlit winter nights.Molly was one of the ranch dogs. She was no particular color – a little black, a little brown, a little gray, all mixed up in a dark grizzle. Like most … [Read more...]

Beta Culture: Earthman’s Journey – Part 3 of 8

LAKEHank

[ Part 1 — 2 — 3— 4 — 5 — 6 – 7 — 8 ] Cutter After seasons of proving myself at many of the other chores of branding, on this day, I’m in charge of castrations. After the calf slides to a stop and both the heel rope and the top man are firmly in place, I step forward and kneel down by the calf’s belly. I stretch out the scrotum and slice across the lower third of it with a sharp knife. The testicles usually pop out on their own, but sometimes you have to fish around, pressing here and there, to … [Read more...]


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