FORT LAUDERDALE!!! HATES!!! THE HOMELESS!!! — Part 2

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Let me toss some sentences at you.I’M GOING TO HIT YOU. BOB HATES THE HOMELESS. JOHN KILLED THOUSANDS. KARL ROVE SUCKS DICK.But what if the real sentences, the complete sentences, were these?I’M GOING TO HIT YOU ... up for a favor. BOB HATES THE HOMELESS ... policy in this town. JOHN KILLED THOUSANDS ... of hours playing videos games. KARL ROVE SUCKS DICK ... Cheney into his arguments every time.I sort of cheated you with those half-sentences, didn’t I? If each of those piec … [Read more...]

FORT LAUDERDALE!!! HATES!!! THE HOMELESS!!! — Part 1

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I've been reading this business about ‘90-year-old arrested in Fort Lauderdale for feeding the homeless!’ and I keep thinking something isn’t quite right with the story.I commented on a couple of Facebook threads, suggesting that what was happening was probably not what was being reported. MAYBE nobody was getting arrested for "feeding the homeless" and maybe the law, and the arrest, was about something else.After looking into it, it appears that this might be the case. I’ll tell you some … [Read more...]

The Wrong Answer on Race

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This is my second Charles Barkley-inspired post. You can find the first one here – Assholes and the Umbrella of Safety – but I’ll echo the quote from that first one: When asked about a report that Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson isn’t seen as “black enough” by some of his teammates, the NBA Hall of Famer went on a rant about how “unintelligent” black people believe they have to hold successful African-Americans back.“For some reason we are brainwashed to think, if you’re not a th … [Read more...]

Assholes and the Umbrella of Safety

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Retired NBA star Charles Barkley said something recently, something probably reported with the intention of shocking readers, but actually fairly tame, all things considered. Here: When asked about a report that Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson isn’t seen as “black enough” by some of his teammates, the NBA Hall of Famer went on a rant about how “unintelligent” black people believe they have to hold successful African-Americans back.“For some reason we are brainwashed to think, if … [Read more...]

The Other Side of ‘Poor Robin Williams’

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Some part of this is probably gonna make you uncomfortable, but I'm gonna just toss it out here anyway:Robin Williams died today, of an apparent suicide. It’s strange how much it affects me. Years back when I was on vacation and Stephen Jay Gould died, I called home crying. That guy MATTERED to me. He was one of my people, a smart man and a scientist. The world was a colder, dumber, less interesting place when he died.And now Robin Williams is gone.On Facebook, a lot of people are p … [Read more...]

Please Don’t Plan to Picket Fred Phelps’ Funeral

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Word is that Fred Phelps Sr., the founder of Westboro Baptist Church, is dying.His estranged son Nathan Phelps, reported on Facebook:I've learned that my father, Fred Phelps, Sr., pastor of the "God Hates Fags" Westboro Baptist Church, was ex-communicated from the "church" back in August of 2013. He is now on the edge of death at Midland Hospice house in Topeka, Kansas.I'm not sure how I feel about this. Terribly ironic that his devotion to his god ends this way. Destroyed by the … [Read more...]


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