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Plastic Bag Jew

Given the reputation of Mail Online, I can't say I totally believe the below-linked story.Orthodox Jewish man photographed covering himself in plastic bag during flight because faith forbids him to fly over cemeteriesBut IF it's true -- I say IF -- I have to wonder a couple of things. This was the bizarre sight that greeted plane passengers when an Orthodox Jewish man covered himself under a plastic sheet.It was believed the man is a Kohein, a religious descendant of the priests of … [Read more...]

Short Stack # 22

The less-intelligent students never made it to ninja status, and were relegated to the ranks of the ninny-ja.They were complete idiots, but damn, they could really sneak up on you.-----------------------Canadians: If you come take back Ted Cruz and Justin Bieber, we'll give you Detroit.-----------------------On Alternate Earth, you were born to be a powerful wizard. That's why you feel so out of place here, and why nothing seems to work.-----------------------On the … [Read more...]

#DeathTweets (repost)

#DeathTweets: Just chugged about a quart of Diet Coke. Now for the Mentos!____________________#DeathTweets: me and my posse up at the old sanders mansion spoze to be a vampire lives here. yes or no, im bringin back PROOF!____________________#DeathTweets: whoo boys nite out no idea howw mny driks ive had time to go tho wherz my keys____________________#DeathTweets: Makin my own fireworks for the 4th this year! Sulfur, saltpeter, charcoal, yeah! Ima grind this shit down to … [Read more...]

Actual Proof There Is No God

Probably the best banana-eating, beer-drinking, nose-harmonica player in the world today:This is actually pretty cool, don't you think? Kudos to the gentleman for developing the act!And I'm sure he got there -- just as do all the skilled surgeons and rescue workers, nurses and firefighters who come second to Jesus when the thanks get given out -- with a lot of mundane, absolutely non-mystical, very hard work. … [Read more...]

Don’t Eat This.

dog soup

Okay, pretty much anything with a dog on the label is going to make me think "Not food." You don't really have to go any farther with lots of descriptive verbiage on the label.But this ...No.No, no, no....That's the last time I send the roommate shopping.   … [Read more...]

Facebook Memes #2

Warbucks copy

I tinker up these things occasionally, just for fun. … [Read more...]


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