#DeathTweets (repost)

#DeathTweets: Just chugged about a quart of Diet Coke. Now for the Mentos!____________________#DeathTweets: me and my posse up at the old sanders mansion spoze to be a vampire lives here. yes or no, im bringin back PROOF!____________________#DeathTweets: whoo boys nite out no idea howw mny driks ive had time to go tho wherz my keys____________________#DeathTweets: Makin my own fireworks for the 4th this year! Sulfur, saltpeter, charcoal, yeah! Ima grind this shit down to … [Read more...]

Actual Proof There Is No God

Probably the best banana-eating, beer-drinking, nose-harmonica player in the world today:This is actually pretty cool, don't you think? Kudos to the gentleman for developing the act!And I'm sure he got there -- just as do all the skilled surgeons and rescue workers, nurses and firefighters who come second to Jesus when the thanks get given out -- with a lot of mundane, absolutely non-mystical, very hard work. … [Read more...]

Don’t Eat This.

dog soup

Okay, pretty much anything with a dog on the label is going to make me think "Not food." You don't really have to go any farther with lots of descriptive verbiage on the label.But this ...No.No, no, no....That's the last time I send the roommate shopping.   … [Read more...]

Facebook Memes #2

Warbucks copy

I tinker up these things occasionally, just for fun. … [Read more...]

Short Stack #21

Maple Syrup on Pancakes

This 2013 thing hasn’t worked out all that well for me. I’m considering saying Screw It and moving to 2014. Still thinking. Maybe in a month or so, if things don’t improve.__________Wahoo, Christmas season! Inflatable Santa and Frosty! Inflatable Rudolph and Snoopy! Inflatable Penguin and Husky, Scooby and Teddy and Charlie Brown! And most of all, Inflatable Snow Globe with Real Floating Snowflakes Action!Bring ‘em on! I’m READY!!__________Just this morning, I decided the … [Read more...]

The Meaning of Thanksgiving? Hint: Not Supernatural Superbeings.

thanksgiving dog

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Hope you’re having a good day with friends and family, or finding something equally nice to do on this cold wintery day here in the Northern Hemisphere. (To those of you in the Southern Hemisphere, why haven’t you invited me down and sent me a plane ticket, you stingy bastards!?)Weird Family Memories sparked by Thanksgiving:I had an Aunt Esther on my mother’s side who had an entire room of her house in which children were not permitted. It had a big velvet rope … [Read more...]