New Details Emerge From Super Secret Synod Planning Session

New Details Emerge From Super Secret Synod Planning Session May 27, 2015

(AoftheANews) AoftheA News has been given additional details from the secret synod planning session held Monday at the Pontifical Gregorian University. About 50 participants – including cardinals, priests, media representatives and theologians – attended the one-day meeting. Edward Pentin, of the National Catholic Register, reported on the meeting, but these new details emerged after publication of his findings.

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Pontifical Gregorian University, where super secret synod planning session occurred May 25, despite attempt of organizers to throw off Edward Pentin.

According to sources who spoke to the AoftheA News Vatican Bureau on condition of anonymity, that along with discussing ways how the Church could be tricked into supporting so-called same sex marriage, as well as allowing divorced & remarried Catholics to receive Holy Communion, the progressive platoon of plucky provocateurs also made the following decisions:

  • drafted a posthumous apology to King Henry VIII;
  • agreed that any Catholic baker or photographer who refused service to a so-called same sex marriage would be excommunicated latae sententiae;
  • agreed to commission composers to write alternatives to Here Comes The Bride for when there is no bride;
  • agreed that paragraphs 2357-2359 of the Catechism should be changed to something more friendly-like;
  • drafted a letter of commendation to the Irish Catholics for voting ‘Yes’ on Sunday’s referendum;
  • agreed in principle to eliminate the entire annulment process, because let’s be honest – who’s gonna use it?

The sources went on to tell AoftheA News that each item passed unanimously, and should they be rejected at the full Synod in October, the German and Swiss blocs will incorporate them in their respective dioceses anyway. If they haven’t already, that is.

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