Buddhism has the Rope and the Snake, Christianity has Jesus and the Pug

Look closely… who do you see?

Well, they’re not exactly equivalent, but bear with me.

Who… or what, do you see in the image above?

Yes! Wow! Oh, wait?! Ewwww. Really?

Here’s the whole image:

As much as I love Jesus, I’m just as happy to see that its a pug! (And I’m sure my pug-loving girlfriend will agree.)

Ahhh, just look at that face. A bit blurry, but anyhow….

That is just one of (apparently many) photos of dog’s rear quarters that amazingly resemble what some people would swear is a miraculous image of Jesus.

The simple, natural explanation, is that we see things that we want to see, sometimes when they aren’t really there.

The flip-side of this is that we just as often see things we’re afraid of even though they aren’t there. That is where the Buddhist story of the snake and the rope comes in. As far as I can tell, the story isn’t found in the early Pali sources. The story, as I was first told it, goes something like this: A man, filled with a mind of fear, walks in to a shed and sees a snake coiled in the corner. Fearful, he runs away. Later, with a mind cooled of fears, he returns to the shed. There he sees that the snake is just a rope, coiled up in the corner. A recent Tibetan master elaborates thus:

“Sentient beings, self and others, enemies and dear ones—all are made by thoughts. It is like seeing a rope and mistaking it for a snake. When we think that the rope is a snake, we are scared, but once we see that we are looking at a rope, our fear dissipates. We have been deluded by our thoughts. Likewise, mentally fabricating self and others, we generate attachment and aversion.”

~Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche

In science, this is called confirmation bias: the process of actively searching out or interpreting evidence to support your own preconceptions. In Buddhism it is simply our ignorance, perpetuated by saṅkhāra/saṃskāra (mental formations). One of the powerful effects of meditation – for most of us – is the ability to see our own mental formations. If we are angry people, we ‘see’ images, thoughts, and feelings of anger arising in our mind. We might try to externalize these, thinking, “this meditation teacher is an idiot, meditation is stupid, and so on.” Or we might observe them, noting “anger… judgment… unpleasant… etc…”

Trained meditation teachers will go into much greater detail than this, but it’s a very basic start. If you find yourself fearful of something – like snakes – and seeing them in every rope, stick, shadow, etc that you come across, you can sit in meditation (in an appropriately ‘safe space’) and call the fear to mind, simply observing memories of ropes-turned-into-snakes in your past, or calling to mind an imaginative rope and ‘watching’ the mind twist it into a living snake before your mind’s eye. Notice the visceral, bodily sensations of fear arising from this simple process. Again, one can say here that, “meditation makes me fidgety and uncomfortable” (sometimes that’s exactly what it should do), but if you sit with it and observe it, this sensation too will pass.

Easy enough in words, but the practice can and often will be incredibly daunting (and again should be done in the guidance of a qualified teacher). But as I mentioned last month in writing about Buddhism and Mental Illness, I credit this practice with helping me move through the clinical depression of my early 20s. And still today when heavily depressive thoughts or feelings arise it seems that I am faced with a choice: sink in to them, listen to them, treat them as if they are real and have power over me, or… watch, note: “fear… heavy feeling… anxiety… etc…”

Ven Sochu retells the rope and the snake story:

There is an old Buddhist parable that tells of a man walking home one evening. In the half-light he sees on the path a snake apparently crossing in front of him. He starts and jerks himself away, heart beating fast, wide-eyed and alert. Peering closely he suddenly realises that he was mistaken, in fact it is an old piece of rope! Relieved and laughing to himself at his foolishness he goes to step over it and glancing down suddenly realises the rope is a string of jewels. He gasps in awe!

A simple story and we nod and ‘get the point’. But do we realise how often each day opportunities arise for such ‘mistaken identities?

The playwright Alan Bennett tells the story of a holiday at a hotel in Harrogate with his mother. They were taking tea, one afternoon, when a smartly dressed middle-aged woman entered the room with a younger man in tow. Alan’s mother turned to her son and said, “She’s here with her boyfriend, I see!” The next day, while taking tea again, the woman enters alone. Alan’s mother says “I see they’ve had a row then!”

It’s not just that I continually commentate and interpret what goes on around me, but that this ‘story’ – of thoughts and feelings I weave filters my perception of what is real. If I think you are a great person then I see you as one. If I feel the world is a hostile place then I see other people out to get me everywhere I go. Once I think something, it is as if it becomes real and I cannot distinguish between what the situation is and what I think and feel about it.

Walking home at twilight in India it would not be unrealistic to see a cobra slithering across the path. An expectation, a flutter of fear, the half-light, an ambiguous object across the path, imagination can supply the rest. It might be worth remembering that next time you meet with someone you have a bad feeling about and they seem to be antagonising you.

For me the ‘mistaken identity’ was of myself as a depressed person. As a Satrean aside, there is great value in “owning” one’s facticity, which is fancy-talk for simply acknowledging where you are right now. If your mind is dominated by anger, greed, depression, etc, it’s best to say so. The mistake is in projecting that out into the future. It is “how things are right now” but thanks to impermanence, things can and will change. It is perhaps all too human to spend countless hours building one’s story, fine tuning one’s filters. Doing this is like returning to that first picture at the top and really staring at it to find all of the Jesus-like features.

Good luck with that.

I should note that this isn’t meant to be a slight against Christians. Most Christians I know would find the Jesus-in-the-pugs-butt ‘miracle’ as silly as anyone else. And part of the rise of Secular Buddhism seems to be the recognition that there are plenty of Buddhas-in-pugs-butts (or similar) among traditional Buddhists. That’s not to say such wondrous images don’t have value, even in a secular sense. Beyond a good laugh, which can be highly therapeutic, they might spark genuine awe and wonder into the workings of the mind.

And perhaps, just as much as for the person who sees a miracle ‘out there’ the reaction of the secular Christian or Buddhist can be a movement to practice (be that charity, loving-kindness, generosity, etc).

Brad Warner: Buddhist meditation in a bunny suit

brad warner of hard core zen

Brad Warner (via wikipedia)

Taking on the very serious topic of “Why should we meditate” while dressed in a cosmic bunny suit might seem a bit strange and, well, it is. But that’s Brad Warner for you, the man who brings you hard core zen and a slew of books with titles like:

And now he has put out his most recent book, There Is No God and He Is Always with You: A Search for God in Odd Places (due out June 11), which, according to the amazon page, tackles such questions as Can you be an atheist and still believe in God? - Can you be a true believer and still doubt? and - Can Zen give us a way past our constant fighting about God? 

His approach might not work for you, which is understandable – it’s not always really my thing, to be honest, but I do like the message of this video. And odds are, you know someone for whom Brad’s style will resonate very well.

Anyhow – on to the video. Watch it. Meditate. 

(Oh, and if the bunny suit doesn’t work for you, just close your eyes)

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Warner has also posted an essay expanding on the video:

One of my top FAQs (that’s Frequently Asked Questions, grandpa!) is “Why should we meditate?” It’s a good, honest question. And lots of meditation teachers have good answers. A lot of times they’ll quote scientific surveys involving brain scans of meditating monks and things like that. Sometimes they’ll drag out that big doorstop of a book Zen and the Brain and show you some graphs in there. But I’ve never read that book. It’s too smart for me. Nor can I understand most of those graphs and charts — even though I’ve had my brain scanned at least three different times as part of those kinds of studies.

I meditate because I can feel for myself the huge difference it makes in my life. I wouldn’t waste an hour or more every day on some activity that wasn’t worthwhile. And I certainly wouldn’t have kept it up for close to thirty years if it didn’t seem to be doing anything for me!

(read the rest on his site!)

Buddhist Meditation and the Harlem Shake?

I’m about a month behind on this and I’m not sure I’ll ever understand this internet phenomenon, but, for what it’s worth, apparently Buddhist meditation groups are in on this thing as well (this one via Karme Choling, a Shambhala center in northern Vermont):

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I find the “kids react” video much more ‘enlightening’:

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Says one 10 year-old, “Stop it. Now! If you make one more video, I will pull your brains out and feed your liver to my dogs.” (violent? yes. necessary? maybe.)

And while we’re looking at Buddhism being used in this new meme, here are a couple more videos, this one in the potentially offensive category (a guy dressed as a Tibetan monk with two women):

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An also potentially offensive animation version:

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And this (it’s no worse than the previous):

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All of this makes one wonder: can someone make a “good” Buddhist Harlem Shake video?

Rod over at theworsthorse.com (perhaps mercifully) hasn’t mentioned any of this, but I think it’s worthy of a “Dharma-Burger” for its novel mix of Buddhism and pop-culture. It’s worth a thought or two, at least, in case you thought Buddhism -or Buddhists- were ‘above’ all of this.

A Talk and Guided Meditation with Lama Surya Das and Ram Dass

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The talk starts off a bit slowly and meanders (in a good way) at times, but for those who like Lama Surya Das and/or Ram Dass, this will be a great treat.  The conversation flows from preparing for death, being Jewish and inspired by Jesus, Maharaj-ji, experiences in India, Cats vs. Dogs, baseball, love, and more ”teachings and moments on the spiritual path” along with a brief period of meditation.

For more, see my Oct. 2012 interview with Lama Surya Das: American Buddhist and Bestselling Author.