7. She has looked into how one can erase certain kids shows from Netflix because she can’t stand to hear the theme song from shows like Pac Man or My Little Pony or Teen Titans GO one more time without becoming violent and destroying the TV.
8. Her idea of a “break” is a shopping trip, sans kiddos, at Walmart.
9. She automatically drives to the ball field after school even when the kids don’t have practice…and stays there to watch the other kids practice.