We have been looking for every single opportunity to get shit-faced from the very first moment we dropped from the trees and discovered that our hands would be perfect for holding a beer stein. [Read more…]

Here’s where you put on the big-girl panties and paddle into unknown waters. And yeah, you may have to whack him with your oar. [Read more…]

The lowest part of Hell, level 9, is reserved for “Treacherous Fraud”. For those of you playing along at home, up just one floor on level 8 – is “Simple Fraud” – where you will find the Magicians and Astrologers. Our eternal punishment is to have our “heads twisted round”, (though this chiropractic procedure may be covered by your insurance plan.) [Read more…]

What will Paganism look like in 50 years? Oh, I dunno…..maybe a whole lot of squeaky wheels endlessly debating minutiae while the majority of the masses are out communing with the fey in the woods, or dancing naked around bonfires at the beach? Just a guess. [Read more…]

So, please, go drink a bucket of green beer tonight. Pretend you made it all the way through “Finnegan’s Wake”. Talk like the ‘lucky charms’ leprechaun until you puke in your plastic shamrock hat. [Read more…]

Valentines Day is a Hallmark Holiday whose purpose is redundant to those who are partnered and damned depressing to those who are not. It is a celebration of Earthly love that is sponsored by a Saint. Oh the irony. [Read more…]