Conversations With a Calvinist

So there I was, washing dishes, getting chicken grease off of industrial sized pans, when a friend mentioned that her father was writing a book.Me: Yeah, what's it called?Her: Calvinism and the Doctrine of Grace.Me: You're one of those lucky, pre-destined few?Her: Yeah, I'm one of the elect.Me. Cool. Well I guess that's cooler than being an Evangelical.Her: I am an evangelical!Me. Ah. I meant Baptist, it's better than being a Baptist.Her: I am a Baptist! I'm a Reformed Baptist.Me: Ohhhh, well by … [Read more...]

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Our End Times

To think of the end of the world as an event frightening and distant is to think a boring thought, one that will make a man weary of existence, akin to viewing Christmas with a hostile suspicion, or a birthday with twinges of fear. For the truth - if we are happy enough to admit it - is that every man reaches the end of his world within his own lifetime, not a moment too soon and not a moment later - and I write with all literalness. Death is mighty close to the living. And thus every sky must … [Read more...]

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For a Friend

To say what you're going through is but the dark before the dawn would make some sense, but would have you as a mere placid sky-watcher, an observer of celestial events over which you have no control. And besides, I think I better understand now -- the desire to build your faith and your life elsewhere is not so much a darkness as a competing light, one I cannot help but think of as a flickering, phosphorescent bulb that lines public school hallways, but which I am sure looks prettier in your … [Read more...]

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Concerning Hobbits

As a more avid reader/watcher of Lord of the Rings than you (yes you with the orc mask) - by which I refer to the 17 times I've watched all three of the extended DVDs, which means - let's see now, 210 minutes per movie, times 3 = 630, times 17, carry the two - 5040 minutes or 84 hours I have spent having my brain soaked in an alternative reality of epic proportions - I have come to the conclusion that I love Hobbits. For Tolkien, they represented the farmers of his country, the … [Read more...]

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Rebelling Against Entropy

...would also be a good name for an album.It's tough to be bored and truly Catholic. Sometimes I wish it were otherwise, that my religion would gently tell me, "sit back, relax, God is an infinite, unreachable energy that pervades the universe as the whole of our collective consciousnesses." That would be easy. I could turn up some Jack Johnson, smoke a morally subjective joint and take a nap with that world view. But my religion - may it live long and prosper - demands that I listen to … [Read more...]

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The Insanity of Matrimony

Happy St. Valentine's Day people! Hope you've got a incredibly good-looking babe for a girlfriend or boyfriend or husband or wife!!!!!Ahem. Moving on...Perhaps the most potent fuel thrown on our ever-increasing and nationally-embarrassing divorce rate is the over-thinking of marriage. We think of it as such a commitment that we forget it is only a commitment because it is an adventure, and there is nothing more difficult to walk away from than an adventure. We hold it to be such a sacrament … [Read more...]

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Selling the Vatican

I had a conversation with someone who could only be fairly described as a prodigy of Michael Moore, and it went as follows.Him: "America needs strong leadership because capitalism is so disorganized."I: (not taking his oh-so-clever talking points seriously) "We should sell America to The Vatican then, they're good at organizing."Him: (angrily) "The Vatican should sell all it's gold to feed starving people in Africa."I: (noting with interest how the mere mention of the Catholic Church in … [Read more...]

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God Unlimited

Our God is a fantastic fellow.We try to limit Him, we really do. Just looking over my own posts I read myself vaguely attempting to tame God into an understandable being - "He will do this, He always does this", etc. - when the tremendous truth is that God is wild and free to do whatever he wants, a hurricane of love not subject to our pitiful analysis. How often do we forget this? To my Thomists, who spend their time so well in breaking down our knowledge into basic principles, in understanding … [Read more...]

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LMAO

We are funny. Before I explain why, I wanted to share a facebook message thread between myself and some friends who were preparing for our Antioch retreat.Marc Barnes January 13 at 4:39pmSo I was thinking that it would be muchos fantastic if everyone could pray perhaps a rosary tonight at around 930 o clock for the kids coming to Antioch. We will join in spiritual communion.But, Heaven is outside of time, so if you can't, no worries. May God make us humble of heart and earnest in … [Read more...]

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Overpopulationists Are Stupider

My topic today rests on the rather alarming fact that certain people are quite stupid. (Not that there is no hope for redemption; I pray often for the destupidification of all mankind)   But in a better way, it rests on the irony that the proponents of population control seem to be the least likely to volunteer and die for the good of mankind. This is a thing to be lamented, not because their deaths would – in any great way – affect global populations, but because the death of all the p … [Read more...]

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