The Ogre: “Let’s have a family movie night.”
Me: “Ooooh yeah, let’s watch Back to the Future!”
The Ogre: “Really? I was thinking Ladyhawke.”
Me, internally: Oh kill me now.
The Ogre: “Don’t you think they’ll be a little….I dunno…bored with Back to the Future?”
Me, externally: “Are you serious? As opposed to Ladyhawke?!?”
The Ogre: “Ladyhawke has knights and magic and stuff.”
Me: “Babe, I was bored watching Ladyhawke.”
The Ogre: “That’s because you have no taste.”
Me: “Oh, really? So in the debate between Ladyhawke and Back to the Future, Ladyhawke wins because I have no taste? I don’t think so. Let’s ask the internet.”
The Ogre: “Like I give a crap what the internet thinks.”
Me: “But I do.”
What say you, internet? Who’s the one with the dearth of taste here?
PS: In case you’re confused, internet, this poster
is the most interesting thing about Ladyhawke.