Cartoons: How to become a mega-church pastor

David Hayward, the Naked Pastor, has summed up all you need to know about becoming a mega-church pastor in two simple cartoon panels.

For when you are just starting out, just follow the rules of Mega-Church Pastoral Care 101:

Once your successful, remember the motto of  Mega-Church Pastoral Care 201:

Then your set until your first scandal.

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