Praise Kim Jong-un! North Korea reports to have found a unicorn lair!
It must be true because they found a rock with the words “Unicorn Lair” carved on it.
“His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”
“Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”
“But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”
And, just like the above mentioned rock, we know the Bible is true, because it says so.
Take that Micheal Shermer!