Praise Kim Jong-un! North Korea reports to have found a unicorn lair!
It must be true because they found a rock with the words “Unicorn Lair” carved on it.
So, you see, the Bible is correct. There actually were unicorns.
“His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”
“Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”
“But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”
And, just like the above mentioned rock, we know the Bible is true, because it says so.
Take that Micheal Shermer!