Funny Facts About Palin


Here are a few little known facts about Gov. Sarah Palin:

*Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
*The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
*Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

*Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
*Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding. (for LOST fans)
*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin’ bout.
*Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

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