God Cites “Moving In Mysterious Ways” As Motive For Killing 3,000 Papua New Guineas

April 11, 2010 by Daniel Fincke

The Onion has full coverage of God’s remarks here and of Jesus Christ’s recent decision to hire an associate christ here.

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