Raccoons Love Doritos Too

These raccoons are adorable. I wish all nature documentaries featured Doritos. Thanks Maryellen, Tony, Don, and Rachal for sharing this with me! Whenever there’s a new Doritos meme making the rounds, I can count on multiple people bringing it to my attention. Now that I have a little more blogging time, I will try to [Read More...]

My Review of the New Dorito

Christians like to claim that there is a “God-shaped hole” in all of us. But as anyone who knows me knows, all I have is a triangular shaped hole which can only be filled by Doritos. So, it is an important occasion each time they release a new flavor. Last night for the first time, [Read More...]

This Could Actually Turn Me Catholic

As any one who knows me knows I find the idea that there is something supernaturally powerful and life saving, even god-incarnating, about Doritos pretty freaking compelling. Based on my experience with Doritos and my experience with communion wafers, only the former make any sense as a possible conduit in which Jesus comes back to [Read More...]

Daily Hilarity: Strange Doritos Logo

Anyone who knows me personally knows I’m a world class Dorito fiend.  But even I have no idea what this is supposed to mean: Your Thoughts? [Read more...]