My Review of the New Dorito

November 27, 2011 By 3 Comments

Christians like to claim that there is a “God-shaped hole” in all of us. But as anyone who knows me knows, all I have is a triangular shaped hole which can only be filled by Doritos. So, it is an important occasion each time they release a new flavor. Last night for the first time, [...]

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This Could Actually Turn Me Catholic

January 2, 2011 By 1 Comment

As any one who knows me knows I find the idea that there is something supernaturally powerful and life saving, even god-incarnating, about Doritos pretty freaking compelling. Based on my experience with Doritos and my experience with communion wafers, only the former make any sense as a possible conduit in which Jesus comes back to [...]

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Daily Hilarity: Strange Doritos Logo

September 30, 2009 By 4 Comments

Anyone who knows me personally knows I’m a world class Dorito fiend.  But even I have no idea what this is supposed to mean: Your Thoughts?

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