Daily Hilarity: Facebook The CIA Program

Perfectly done: Your Thoughts? [Read more...]

Daily Hilarity: Ominous Music Panics Country

Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic Thanks to Becca for the link. Your Thoughts? [Read more...]

Daily Hilarity: Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

Desperate times call for desperate measures in the newspaper business: Your Thoughts? [Read more...]

Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American

Obama turns to his strength: ROCKLAND, ME—In an attempt to convince an anxious populace that his legislative agenda is working and that everything is going to be all right, President Barack Obama embarked on a 50-state, 30,000-town tour Monday during which he plans to gaze assuredly into the eyes of each American citizen, one at [Read More...]

Sundaily Hilarity: Teaching The Controversy Between Climate Change Theories And Armageddon Theories

The means and reasons for the end of the world are hotly disputed in the scientific community and some are advocating children be exposed to both the leading theories about this important topic: Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming Your Thoughts? [Read more...]

Nation’s Morons March On Washington State

The Onion has the full story. Your Thoughts? [Read more...]

Daily Hilarity: Socialites Without Borders

The Onion reports: KIGALI, RWANDA—In an effort to provide relief to a people devastated by civil war, genocide, and poverty, members of the humanitarian aid group Socialites Without Borders spent several hours this week teaching destitute Rwandans how to mingle.   Arriving on private jets from their headquarters in Martha’s Vineyard, volunteers from Socialites Without [Read More...]

County Officials Call Newborn’s Exposure To Second-Rate Classical Music “Child Abuse”

Click here for The Onion’s radio report on the alleged abuse.  [Read more...]