Frequently Searched Questions: I Feel Betrayed by My Wife’s Loyalty to Lousiville

Sometimes Flickr doesn't provide the most accurate results. This is probably not an picture of the Game of Thrones books. But he is winking at us and enjoying his water--two things that might could happen in the books. Image: pasukaru76 via Flickr (CC BY 2.0).

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is "Books."Q 1. Do the Game of Thrones books have sex? Only with dust jackets on. And they call it "pagination." And now I have ruined that word for you. Not a big loss t … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Chick-Fil-A Dissertation Topics

In that Easter Basket this "Bunny" has your VCR. Kiss your taped copies of Hogan's Heroes goodbye. Image: RBerteig via Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week's theme is: Dissertation DissipationQ 1. Example of a dissertation Chick-fil-A? Sure thing, boss. Here're a few straight off the dome:Between the Bun: Liminal Spaces and the … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Antimatter Opposed by the Church

Artist rendering of dance number.

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is Musicals. Q 1. How to become a catholic priest with a wife?Become an Anglican.Q 2. Kiddy holocaust poems?I recommend the Children's Collection of Human Genoc … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: How to Play a Christian Character in Skyrim

Ask yourself, does this cabinet look like it wouldn't give your kids Scapegoat? Image: Rob Boudon via Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is People Still Play "Video" Games?Q 1. Can video games cause Scapegoat?Since the first pong was ponged in PONG in 1972, studies have demonstrated that 39% of al … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Is Mumford and Son Devil Worshiper?

This is probably a wax figure of Lindsey Lohan. Image: JohnSeb via Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is Meme me up, Scotty!Q 1. A highly naked girl? This is what happens when you look at porn. You start with looking at Naked Girls. Then it's Completely Naked Girls. Final … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: In which Everything is Terrible Online

His superpower is the illusion of innocence. Image credit: cuatrok77 via flickr (CC BY 2.0).

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is What?Q 1. Why do Mos Def dont sell Yahoo! Answers? Wait, Mos Def owns Yahoo! Answers? Does he still own stock in Pets.com and Geocities, too? I assume he doesn't sell … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Mark Driscoll CRUSHES Deepak Chopra

This dude knows what's up. He's rockin that nakedgril! Oh SNAPS, Ironically-urban-extra-white-dude-with-possibly-racist-subtext, there's a chick behind you about to hack off your head!Image: uberculture via flickr (CC BY 2.0).

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site.FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is sports!Q 1. John Piper signed my Bible +10 Piety, -50 KJVOnlyism Persuasion. Q 2. Nakedgrils? Contemporary American Adolescent slang for "smiling." Origin … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Bruce Wayne Depression

Reenactment.

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is nothing really just a bunch of bizarre search terms.Q 1. Elf on the shelf plush do it move? It do, it do. When you least expect it, it do.Also: It's February. Put … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Mensch Ben Bartlett

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The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is Naked Porns (totally safe for work or sinister hanging out).Q 1. What does a naked woman look like? Your mother. Exactly like your mother. Who birthed you. And your gr … [Read more...]

Frequently Searched Questions: Rob Bell Roleplaying Game

Unrelated bonus: My daughter in a nativity scene.

The following are actual search terms people typed into Google (Yahoo?) which directed them to CaPC. In most cases they didn’t find the answer they were looking for on our site. FSQ is an attempt to remedy this problem by answering some of the most (de)pressing questions sent to us through search terms.This week’s theme is Music Statistics.Q 1. The percent of death by country music. Good question. With the bad economy you'd expect to see a significant rise in country music related dea … [Read more...]


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