Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Three

Can’t get enough of the bad church signs. There are just so many of them…

Must be a postmodern Christian church

Where the heck did I put that box of punctuation cards???

HE IS RISEN!!! (honk, honk)

A Freudian slip, I'm sure

Pretty sure I've attended this church

I kick ass for the Lord. Oh, and you suck. Loser.

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  • Isaac Varner

    I wonder if that last sign was a note to the pastor. Any way you look at it, quite sad.