Church Sign Epic Fails: Easter Edition

Not all of these have an Easter theme, but there are a few real gems in here. Bet you can figure out which ones on your own.

Why do I like this one so much? Is that wrong?

I've shown this one before, but it's timely. And also terrible.

I'll pass. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure this is my all-time favorite.

Peek-a-Boo Jesus! I'm the one painted in yellow and blue polka dots, hiding under the sink.

Sent to me by Laura, a reader from across the pond. Good to nkow they can judge with such a broad brush.

I LOVE being labeled (and judged) before I walk through the door. But it makes it OK becuase they say "welcome."

Another failed attempt at cultural relevance.

I like ending with one I actually appreciate.

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • http://twitter.com/rk_p Ryan Kemp-Pappan

    You gave me all the evidence I needed to not be vegetarian. Thanks, Jesus (and Christian).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=18310411 Kelli Driscoll

    I’m thinking the Sunday School classes could hear me laughing from my office. My favorite craziness from fb this week was the picture being shared that says, “I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.” Thanks for the giggles!

  • http://www.christianpiatt.com/ Christian Piatt

    A little hint on the Lucifer’s Testicles one – Google “Landover Baptist.”

  • http://twitter.com/ElizaAnderson1 Elizabeth Anderson

    Well…considering I’m an artist, musician, and something of an activist… Guess I’m doomed.

    Question: If vegetarians are vegetarians either because they’re trying to be healthy or they’re trying to save innocent animal lives, why are they doomed to hell? And what about the musicians who write churchy songs? Unless this is a Puritan sort of church…

  • http://www.LifeAfterCaregiving.WordPress.com/ Linda Brendle

    I have a friend who is in charge of the sign at her church. I need to send her you “sign” columns as a guide of what not to do!


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