Church Sign Epic Fails: Easter Edition

Not all of these have an Easter theme, but there are a few real gems in here. Bet you can figure out which ones on your own.

Why do I like this one so much? Is that wrong?
I've shown this one before, but it's timely. And also terrible.
I'll pass. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure this is my all-time favorite.
Peek-a-Boo Jesus! I'm the one painted in yellow and blue polka dots, hiding under the sink.
Sent to me by Laura, a reader from across the pond. Good to nkow they can judge with such a broad brush.
I LOVE being labeled (and judged) before I walk through the door. But it makes it OK becuase they say "welcome."
Another failed attempt at cultural relevance.
I like ending with one I actually appreciate.

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  • I’m thinking the Sunday School classes could hear me laughing from my office. My favorite craziness from fb this week was the picture being shared that says, “I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.” Thanks for the giggles!

  • A little hint on the Lucifer’s Testicles one – Google “Landover Baptist.”

  • Well…considering I’m an artist, musician, and something of an activist… Guess I’m doomed.

    Question: If vegetarians are vegetarians either because they’re trying to be healthy or they’re trying to save innocent animal lives, why are they doomed to hell? And what about the musicians who write churchy songs? Unless this is a Puritan sort of church…

  • I have a friend who is in charge of the sign at her church. I need to send her you “sign” columns as a guide of what not to do!