White Folk Poppin’ and Lockin’ for Jesus

This song really is a rare and fantastic find. Thanks to Jason Rose for directing me to it.

As a writer, I just can’t summon the words to do it justice. You simply have to watch. And make sure you hang in there until the 1:50 mark to get the full pop-and-lock effect, along with some moonwalking in penny loafers that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

Happy Friday!

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • Michael

    That’s two minutes and 43 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back.  

  • NormDeplume720

    I’m heading right out to buy some sensible taupe pumps and a mother-of-the-bride dress so I can properly praise Him!

  • http://www.bertmontgomery.com/ Bert Montgomery

    there are no words. 

  • Slacktivist

    Young Will Ferrell  is actually not a bad dancer.

    • Tricksterson

      And Not Quite Diane Agron is kind of hot.

  • SampsonL3

    uhhh, you’re right about no words to adequately describe …. More enjoyable is the linked video on YouTube overdubbed with Beyonce- all the single ladies…

  • Gryps2

    I see Patrick Bateman went and did a Christian thing after American Psycho.

  • Juliasero

    Hang on, what legal rights?

  • Noah Brand

    …I think I just got slightly whiter, watching that. And I was already semitransparent.


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