Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Thirteen

No clue what this means

Not that way. Gross.

Yeah, cause polygamy with God is way better than same-sex marriage.

Context, context!

Again, no clue.

No guy will want to go to this.

Spellcheck, please!

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He has a memoir on faith, family and parenting called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date, and Hachette published his first hardcover book, "postChristian: What's left? Can we fix it? Do we care?" in 2014. His first novel, "Blood Doctrine," has been optioned by a Hollywood production company for a possible TV series.

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  • JoelR

    Thanks, Christian. This is the first time I’ve laughed about that damn Amendment One crap.

  • Roger Wolsey

    in this era of photo-shop… i don’t trust what I see anymore, but at least a few of them are legit, and at least a few are funny!  (except for the ones that are tragic)

    • Mary Janes Howe

      I suspect those last two had their letters rearranged in the middle of the night…

      • Micki_c2000

         nope… at least the next to last… “C”hristian “O”utreach “C”hurch probably says c.o.c. all the time and didnt even think. hehe