Today’s church signs are available baked, boiled, fried or au gratin…
I’m thinking that some mischievous devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster had a hand in creating the next-to-last one.
My church ducked a sign fail. We had sold part of our property to a developer who was going to put a small building with stores and offices, including a furniture store. The developer thought we we have an easier time with the zoning department if we just had one sign on the property and offered to pay for a sign big enough for us to share. We realized that they meant well but we declined the offer. We realized, even if the developer didn’t, that no matter how they arranged the sign it was going to look like the furniture store was sponsoring the church: “Our Church, brought to you by Joe’s Furniture”. Or that the church ran the furniture store.
Dafuq did I just read?
We have one of those IHOP churches close to my house. I always called it the pancake church.
There is a T shirt with the ‘Err is human/arrrrrr is pirate’ phrase on it.
Thanks for the irreverent laughs!