Church Sign Epic Location Fails (Vol. 29)

This week we’re featuring a handful of victims of geographic circumstance. Some churches are established in towns whose names should never appear on a church sign, and yet here they are…

Even I am fairly speechless when it comes to this one.

Honesty is the best policy, and yet…

I kinda think I’d go to that church.

Gotta give the shout-out for Labor Day, yo.

What is it with porn, baked goods and church? Did I miss a memo?!?

Theological cage match next Sunday at the holy octagon.

Props for both a pop culture reference and the pro-LGBT sentiment, but expecting drivers to realize that Star Trek’s Sulu was played by a gay man without driving into a pole is asking a bit much.

It takes so much anesthesia to get rockets to lie still, it’s amazing.

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  • Ally C

    Have you never heard of Craig Gross or XXX Church? Porn Sunday/Porn and Pancakes are two of their biggest ministry “hits”

    • Chad

      Was just about to post this, and you beat me to it. :-) a visit to will explain everything.

  • aproustian

    If the “Takei” church is in Tennessee, George Takei did specifically lend his name for the phrase in response to the “don’t say gay” bill. Probably too much for a sign off the road, but still.