Church Sign Epic Fails, Birthday Edition

So yeah, it’s my birthday, and that really doesn’t have anything to do with church signs. But hey, I gotta call it something, right???

Could someone please take them aside and explain Protestantism 101? Oh, and please cover grammar while you’re at it.
Yeah, look busy doing something like slapping bumper stickers on other people’s property.
Not a good way to get that coveted “O” on the outside of your church.
Nothing screams “Welcome, young families!” like a Lily Tomlin reference on your church sign.
Going out on a limb in guessing this was taken in the south.
Must be Unitarians.
Pretty sure Jesus was an advocate of universal health care.
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  • Scott

    Well I laughed till your universal health care comment–which seems just as presumptuous of Jesus’ politics as the ridiculous fundamentalist signs on here. Otherwise, love your work!

  • jelly andrews

    This is interesting. You have a great
    compilation. I had fun reading those messages.