Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition

Life is like a box of chocolates; it’s good, but eventually it’ll kill you. Have fun!

No, no, no, of course this isn’t confusing our idolatry of college sports with our faith. Be serious.
I kinda want to go hear this sermon, just to figure out what the hell they’re talking about.
Points for attempted poetics, but I’m pretty sure this is a little more empire-y than i tend to like my churches.
This is all the way from down under. Apparently tradies are trade workers, like blue-collar professionals. And, yeah, bigots are still just bigots.

Umm, can I phone a friend on this one?
A little piece of me just died inside. And now I’m sharing that gift with you. Enjoy!

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  • Charles

    Umm…These ones are downright scary!

  • I’ve often referred to the different denominations of Christianity as “flavors,” but I never thought that meant there were different flavors of Christ. That said, I want a butter pecan one.

  • The first one is from my town (I googled to be sure, since really it could be from anywhere in about half the state). I’ve always joked that college football was the state religion in Alabama, apparently it’s not a joke.

  • ReverendRef

    Re; the Rose Hill Baptist Church sign . . . I don’t think that means what they think it means.

  • …why…why would anyone need to hear the one about leviticus? is it aimed at a specific person? WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THAT SIGN IN?

  • I thought that first one was about laundry detergent, myself…

  • KevinC

    Is that Victory Family Church a congregation of Daleks? I guess they didn’t have room on the sign for “EX-TER-MI-NAAAATE!”