Church Sign Epic Fails, “Family Values” Edition

Last time I checked on family values, they were holding fairly steady around $1.75 and an order of tater tots.

No wonder Tom Cruise’s family seems so perfect. They’re sinless! Now, Steve Buscemi…

For some strange reason, this reminds me of the Southpark movie. It also makes me never want to eat corn again.

I asked this little guy, and you know what his response was? “You want to see hell? Check my pants. These Westboro folks are so busy condemning people they haven’t changed my diaper in four days!”

Actually I have an agreement with them. My next of kin will call them with at least 24 hours notice after I expire so they can get there. But only if they come with the poopy-pants kid.

 

All this time, we’ve been sending our kids to get those infernal educations, when all God wanted was mindless automata. Doy!

Pretty sure the church’s war on political correctness is easily the dumbest thing ever. No joke, just stating the obvious here.

I got to Jesus Way, and it was the strangest thing. Some church had come along and gated it off and built a toll booth!

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO EDITIONS OF CHURCH SIGN EPIC FAILS:

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

“Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Faith vs. Reason Throwdown” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Chocolate Chip Christ” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

Church Sign Epic Fails VIDEO Debut

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1496506646 Tamalyn Kralman

    Hey, I like Steve Buscemi.

    • http://www.facebook.com/WingedWyrm Charles Scott

      Like him all you like. I do, too. He’s a good actor. But, one thing you can’t ignore is that Steve Buscemi has the face of Steve Buscemi.

  • MissPeaches

    Did anyone else read “Eat the Devil’s corn you will” in Yoda’s voice?


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