Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition

I shot my dad’s gun once. It was loud, kind of exciting, and a little tiny bit of pee came out. Out of me, not the gun. That would be totally weird the other way.

I’m sure, as a church clinging to the Greatest Commandment to repay hate with love, they mean to pass it their way so they can empty the live shells out and turn them into lapel pins or tiny flower pots.

What they don’t tell you is that Friday night bingo is actually gay bingo.

I agree with them in princip[le on this one, but I simply can't help but look down on people who eat shellfish, especially when doing it while wearing blended fibers!!!

Pretty sure someone messed with their sign, but man, what I wouldn’t give the be there on Saturday to see who shows up!

Including this one because, unlike most signs I post this is a “nothing but net” WIN.

See, that’s the problem! We just lost the adapter, probably some time back when we let the patriarchal church interpret scripture for us. Must have rolled under the couch…

I’m pretty sure that plural marriage is illegal, even in this state. And nice to see that separation of church and state in this case is about two and a half inches. *sigh*

Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO EDITIONS OF CHURCH SIGN EPIC FAILS:

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

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“Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Faith vs. Reason Throwdown” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

“Chocolate Chip Christ” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

Church Sign Epic Fails VIDEO Debut

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • http://redwoodr.tumblr.com Redwood Rhiadra

    What I want to know is just WHO Gay Exorcism is getting married to at 9!

  • RyneBeddard

    My home state of NC making me proud once again…
    #smh

  • katz

    No, no, it’s gay people performing exorcisms.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christiandpiatt Christian Piatt

      They’re like regular exorcisms, but FABULOUS


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