Klaus Mein, lead singer of the Scorpions, slapped his balding forehead when he saw this post. Who needs “Rock You Like a Hurricane” when you can Rock like a Mormon???
Cute kid, and I think he’s right. Romney does basically rock like a Mormon…which is kinda why he los
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but with a big rainbow and a John Tech reference all on the same sign, they’re either a gay-friendly church or they’re about to be.
It’s always a good idea to more or less give up on all the young folk when trying to build a congregation. And when the best comparison you can make to your church is spinach, you’re pretty well screwed. Close the doors. Forever.
I’m not sure if they’re talking about the movie or the presidential candidate here. Either way, it’s kind of embarrassing to admit in public.
All the folks at this church had been threatening to leave the country if Obama won a second term, until they realized their closest options were drug cartels to the south or socialism up north. Decided just to wait it out another four years.
Ahh, yes, the church without walls, as their sign reminds us. That is except for the intellectual and ideological walls, of course. The other ones burned down when we tried to torch the Obama effigy on election night. Note to self: burn effigies outside from now on.
Some people got a little bit worked up about this sign, but it turns out they were having a pushup contest that sunday during worship. Big Marge almost smoked Pastor Bill , until he started showing off and doing the last few with one hand behind his back. There’s always next year, Marge!
Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.