Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Bone” Edition

This week, we’re celebrating the time-honored tradition of accidental (we hope) innuendo. Kinda like the time in high school when I said “boobs” instead of “hypotenuse” during trig class. So embarrassing.

They have to change the sign in the winter. yaknow, on account of shrinkage and all.

This is the LAST time we let the donkeys mess with the church sign. They are sooo immature.

The first time you visit is free. Trust me; you’ll be back.

This one time, at band camp…

Notice it’s a reformed church. The whole “snow” thing is a test. If you don’t see any, you’re not one of the chosen and you’re going to hell. Sorry!

Make sure to always leave room for the Holy Spirit, you crazy kids.

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • Michael Mock

    “Kinda like the time in high school when I said “boobs” instead of “hypotenuse” during trig class.”

    Or that time in biology class, when the teacher asked about the levels of organization in anatomy. You remember those, right?

    “Cell, tissue, organ, system, orgasm.”


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