Church Sign Epic Fails “Bunny Love” Edition

Folks ask me how I find so many of these signs. Turns out if you leave them alone, they just multiply on their own. I’m drowning in the things!!!

Nothing helps clarify the true meaning of Easter like co-opting the very pagan symbols that you’re fighting against! Next up…those damn Yule logs!!!

I clicked “confirm” but then it told me Jesus had already reached his friend limit. Who knew Jesus was a Jehova’s Witness??

I’m not entirely clear on the correlation between tithing and sodomy, but color me curious. Look for me front row on Sunday.

that’s right, and he committed suicide. So the message for you early leavers from church ain’t pretty.

Nothing quite like jumping right to the most controversial, violent component of the faith to advertise your special service!

It’s my fault, guys. I totally forgot to pour nard all over his feet before he rode that guinea pig into town. (Theology nerd humor alert!).

 

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joel.rieves Joel Rieves

    Okay, I get the nard reference. Does that mean I’m a theology nerd?

    • http://www.facebook.com/christiandpiatt Christian Piatt

      Nard nerd!

  • http://twitter.com/RTGBook MartinPierce

    I wonder what kind of ailment can be cured by emptying all the bills out of my wallet? If it’s something that afflicts the buttocks, can I just put my wallet in my front pocket?

    I think the reference to “every bunny” could appeal to children, but advertisers probably have better luck with that market when putting such references on a package containing candy or toys.

    Finally, yes, the Easter Bunny didn’t rise from the dead but, as long as we’re assuming the Easter Bunny is real, I’d say that’s a miracle in itself!


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