Church Sign Epic Fails, “Holy Sex” Edition

In church growing up I got two messages about sex:

  1. It’s dirty, and;
  2. Save it for the one person you love enough to marry.
Got it! Wait…

The folks who showed up thinking they were going to a seminar on “holey sex” were totally disappointed.

The folks they’re talking to must have gone to the “Holy Sex” seminar (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more…)

Yeah, I think you’re confusing “Christmas” with “Toga Party.” And where is this Christadelphia place? More important, do they have Wifi?

Funny thing…when you go down the aisle for communion, they sprinkle you with salt water and slap you in the face with a halibut. Was NOT expecting that.

And on the third day, God created a nervous system…and human consciousness…and didn’t share them with robots. Doy.

Ahh, HA hahahaha, you know, because of the fruit, and then there’s the jam, and…I don’t get it.

And after they Tebow, they all sit on the bench and collect big, fat checks, for pretty much doing nothing. God is good!

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • spinetingler

    and to add a further level of fail, robots aren’t cloned, they’re manufactured.

  • http://www.facebook.com/j.alex.harman John Alexander Harman

    The “FORBIDDEN FRUITS CREATE MANY JAMS” one was in my neighborhood; I actually thought about photographing it to submit to this blog, but all the times I drove past it while that message was up I was in a hurry and didn’t really have time to stop and take pictures. I’m glad somebody else had the same idea.


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