My pastor asked me when I got to church today, “You’ve gotta ask yourself; do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?!?” Little did I know it was pledge Sunday. DAMMIT!
You get with a chair on Springer, not Maury. Unless youre Geraldo, of course.
About that second sign– maybe they did Spellcheck it. They just didn’t have time to proofread it.
The Caution Church: where careful Christians go