Church Sign Epic Fails, “Testicle Festival” Edition

Good news is we’re having a potluck after church today. Bad news is some of the dishes have testicles in them. Enjoy!

Yeah, well, it’s not like he’s using them for anything, being a virgin and all…

You’re telling me.

Ironically, it’s the story about when Jael drove the tent stake through Heber’s head. Here’s hoping he’s not a prophet!

I hear T-Mobile’s reception totally sucks down there. Like, only 3G. Talk about hell!

I’m not sure, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Must be all the stress from walking up that hill to church. But props for putting out a sign letting us know there was no new…oh wait.

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.


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