Church Sign Epic Fails, “Eat Your Pastor” Edition

I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of salt…and then he handed me some cayenne and barbecue sauce. Awkward!

I find rotating them on a spit over warm coals is waaay better than making sausage out of them. Just me.
If you get too fine of a grind, though, he slips right on through the filter.
This one is so completely incoherent I’m not even sure how to make fun of it.
Actually you could forget this until the 50s when it was added to the Pledge of Allegiance. After that, you’re pretty much screwed if you forget.
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is an ironic misspelling.
My pastor asked how much hate and intolerance I could fit on one tiny sign. He told me I did real good!
"And now you know why I refer to them as the con men in CON-GRE$$!"

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  • Dash1

    Wait . . . the Baptists are naming their churches after Catholic saints now?