I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of Labor Day (hey, why not?), I am actually including a couple of my favorite church sing wins. Enjoy!
I laughed out loud at the recycling one.
The last one: You don’t want a pony, unless you’re rich, anyway. Trust me, I used to do stable-hand work as the poor-servant hired-help. Horses are wonderful animals, but lots of work, and when you have to scoop their leavings every day… And the ponies – Shetlands and the like… are the worst. It’s like “How can so much come out of you, you little thing?!!!”