Church Sign Epic Fails, “Hell Ain’t Cool” Edition

Know what I like best about being a Christian? Never being wrong. About anything. Ever. Pretty serious fringe benefit. Look it up.

Yeah, but heaven is full of nerds.
You’d think demons would have better dance moves.
Now remind me which version of the Bible quotes Jesus three thousand years before he was born? That’s a pretty good trick.
Just don’t ask us to actually advocate for real health care reform. That’s just silly.
Umm….yep. Yeah, that was pretty much my plan.
May be the first time ever a baptist church advocated for choice on their sign.
We’ll sing a few songs, pray for you and then smash you’re face into a turnbuckle. It’s gonna be AWESOME!!!
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  • Please Lord, it’s a simple request: “make the reader boards stop!”

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    “Harlem Shake” kept “Thrift Shop” from having an 11-week run as #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100. That’s demonic for me!