Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus, Not Boobs” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus, Not Boobs” Edition November 3, 2013

The best thing about putting a church billboard just below an ad for a strip bar is that, every time you see boobs after that, all you can think of is “Jesus.” Good thinking, church.

Don’t look at the boobs…don’t look at the boobs…GAH! I looked at the boobs.
So going to the Church of Satan, playing D & D or eating a carrot all equal a giant WELCOME mat for Satan. Got it.
Can’t argue with the sentiment, but really? Big and pink?
Next he’s going to learn all the states in alphabetical order. We’re awfully proud of his progress.
As long as you chew it first anyway.
Only thing is, he keeps texting me with these goofy emoticons late at night, calling me his BFF…it’s a tad bit desperate.
Ahh, certainty and assimilation…the cornerstones of any healthy religious cult.

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