Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition

Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college!

True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and…nothing. Like it wasn’t even there.

Hey, at least there’s nothing offensive here.

Old timey, as in “stuff we like.” Not old-time like Sermon on the Mount and Beatitudes kinda stuff. BO-RING

Score one for the douche bags!

Could we talk you into being called, maybe, “Not-so-amazing Grace?”

Now, why would people ever get the idea that there’s an anti-intellectualism movement within Christianity? Sorry, should I use smaller words?

Always good to know all the fun stuff you will NOT get to enjoy before going to church.

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  • Michael Mock

    On that last one… I’m more than slightly amused by the idea that it’s even possible to have a “corrupt” version of the Bible. (And then I think some more about it, and I’m not amused. I’m just sad.)

    • http://youtube.com/user/BowmanFarm Brian Bowman

      Anything more than The Jefferson Bible is corrupt. I wonder if I should walk in that church and explain that to them. 😉

      “Of this band of dupes and impostors, Paul was the great Corypheus, and first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” ~Thomas Jefferson (Jefferson’s Works, Vol. ii., p. 217)

  • http://youtube.com/user/BowmanFarm Brian Bowman

    Q. Why won’t Baptists make love standing up?

    A. They’re afraid people will think they’re dancing.


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