Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition

Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college!

True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and…nothing. Like it wasn’t even there.

Hey, at least there’s nothing offensive here.

Old timey, as in “stuff we like.” Not old-time like Sermon on the Mount and Beatitudes kinda stuff. BO-RING

Score one for the douche bags!

Could we talk you into being called, maybe, “Not-so-amazing Grace?”

Now, why would people ever get the idea that there’s an anti-intellectualism movement within Christianity? Sorry, should I use smaller words?

Always good to know all the fun stuff you will NOT get to enjoy before going to church.

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • Michael Mock

    On that last one… I’m more than slightly amused by the idea that it’s even possible to have a “corrupt” version of the Bible. (And then I think some more about it, and I’m not amused. I’m just sad.)

    • http://youtube.com/user/BowmanFarm Brian Bowman

      Anything more than The Jefferson Bible is corrupt. I wonder if I should walk in that church and explain that to them. ;)

      “Of this band of dupes and impostors, Paul was the great Corypheus, and first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” ~Thomas Jefferson (Jefferson’s Works, Vol. ii., p. 217)

  • http://youtube.com/user/BowmanFarm Brian Bowman

    Q. Why won’t Baptists make love standing up?

    A. They’re afraid people will think they’re dancing.


CLOSE | X

HIDE | X