Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college!
On that last one… I’m more than slightly amused by the idea that it’s even possible to have a “corrupt” version of the Bible. (And then I think some more about it, and I’m not amused. I’m just sad.)
Anything more than The Jefferson Bible is corrupt. I wonder if I should walk in that church and explain that to them. 😉
“Of this band of dupes and impostors, Paul was the great Corypheus, and first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.” ~Thomas Jefferson (Jefferson’s Works, Vol. ii., p. 217)
Q. Why won’t Baptists make love standing up?
A. They’re afraid people will think they’re dancing.