Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition

Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs…

Bee-ach better have my money.
I suppose “fun” goes without saying in this church, eh?
Step One of whorship…
Easy, send her to Bee-ach Bible camp.
That totally never happens, I promise…
This, of course, is where all the above stuff happens.
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  • Whorship. 🙂

    “Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.” ~Robert A. Heinlein

  • Lamont Cranston

    As the angel Castiel once said unto me, “Go wash up for the orgy.”