Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition

Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs…

Bee-ach better have my money.

I suppose “fun” goes without saying in this church, eh?

Step One of whorship…

Easy, send her to Bee-ach Bible camp.

That totally never happens, I promise…

This, of course, is where all the above stuff happens.

…and then you die…with a big, fat smile on your face.

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About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • http://youtube.com/user/BowmanFarm Brian Bowman

    Whorship. :)

    “Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.” ~Robert A. Heinlein

  • Lamont Cranston

    As the angel Castiel once said unto me, “Go wash up for the orgy.”


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