Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition

This could be taken about seven different ways, and so far, none of those ways I've come up with are good.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, “Hey, what’s the steering wheel for?” and the pirate says, “Arrgh, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!” Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign [...]

From STOP signs to POOP Signs: Ahh, Portland

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It’s true that Portlanders pride themselves on being a different strain of weird. But for the most part, it’s a creative, whimsical sort of weirdness. It’s also pretty funny a lot of the time. Such was the case, at least in my view, when this story aired on the local news last night about vandals [...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

This explains the sloth. Makes me feel surprisingly better about eternity in heaven too...and hungry...

When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like, *POOF* and there’s some pizza there?   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign [...]