Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition

Nothing lures people to a religious propaganda rally like free chicken!

I was told to maintain a biblical marriage. Anybody know where I can get me a red tent and some concubines? [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Size Matters” Edition

Well, that's nice of him to say...even if he doesn't totally mean it (sigh).

I was getting all self-conscious that my faith wasn’t big enough, but then God reminded me it’s how you use it that matters more than. Pssshhh! Yeah, whatever. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition

Bee-ach better have my money.

Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition

Interestingly, it happens in increments. She just smelled it and, POOF, no socks!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila is awesome! Until it’s not anymore. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Lie, Lie Lie” Edition

You know, this message would have been more effective if they hadn't gone and spray-painted "LIE" all over it. Duh!

You know what persuades me toward a particular way of thinking? Watching two groups with opposing ideologies fight about their differences in the public forum…especially on billboards! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Strip for Me” Edition

That word you keep saying, I don't think it means what you think it means.

I once joined a “Pole Dancing for God” class, but he totally kept telling me he was out of ones and would hit me up next time. Sooo not true. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition

True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and...nothing. Like it wasn't even there.

Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Grandpa Ape” Edition

That's right! Just ask my cousin/uncle/grandpa merle over there. He'll break it all down for you...

In honor of World AIDS Day, we have a particularly gay array of signage today. Who’s ready to get their intolerance on???   [Read more...]


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