Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition

That'll make you think twice before biting the ears off that chocolate easter bunny.

This is what you get when the blog you follow is run by a guy who works at a church. But these were worth waiting for.   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fuzzy Math” Edition

Who says you have to check your brain at the door when you come to church?!?

So many people claim to be bad at math, which is why I always pay anyone who does work for me in rainbows and belly button lint. So far, so good! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Created Sex” Edition

Agree with the sentiment, but let's work on the difference between exclamatory and interrogative statements, shall we?

On the third day, God created sex…which was good because Eve was all kinds of stacked. I mean, like POW! Amen, my sister.   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Biblical Marriage” Edition

Nothing lures people to a religious propaganda rally like free chicken!

I was told to maintain a biblical marriage. Anybody know where I can get me a red tent and some concubines? [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Size Matters” Edition

Well, that's nice of him to say...even if he doesn't totally mean it (sigh).

I was getting all self-conscious that my faith wasn’t big enough, but then God reminded me it’s how you use it that matters more than. Pssshhh! Yeah, whatever. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition

Bee-ach better have my money.

Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition

Interestingly, it happens in increments. She just smelled it and, POOF, no socks!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila is awesome! Until it’s not anymore. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Lie, Lie Lie” Edition

You know, this message would have been more effective if they hadn't gone and spray-painted "LIE" all over it. Duh!

You know what persuades me toward a particular way of thinking? Watching two groups with opposing ideologies fight about their differences in the public forum…especially on billboards! [Read more...]


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