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September 22, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “When Satan Attacks” Edition
I was minding my own business, playing some Madden 2013, when Satan was all, like,...
September 15, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates the Jets” Edition
One time, I let God partner with me on my fantasy team, but he went...
September 07, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Sleep With Your Mother” Edition
Know what's awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that's what.
September 02, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church Phobia” Edition
I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of...
August 25, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Eat Your Pastor” Edition
I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of...
August 20, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, Jesus vs Religion (Pt 2 of 2)
It was sooo cool. Jesus got all up in religion's grill and was, like, "You...me...octagon."...
August 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)
I missed last week's church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a...
August 04, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Take That, Westboro” Edition
For those who have asked me what my brand of "third way" nonviolent engagement for...
July 28, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Get Behind Me Satin” Edition
I once came up with a spell-check app for church signs, but after a while,...
June 23, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Jesus” Edition
I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until...
June 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “He Touched Me” Edition
We've all said those things that we wish we could take back right after we...
June 08, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Show Him the Money” Edition
Daddy always told me summer was a sign that the Devil was coming to get...
June 02, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Arrogant Rabbis” Edition
There's really nothing worse than an uppity Rabbi. Except maybe for intransigent Swedes. They're so...
May 27, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Edition
I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets...
May 19, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fill Your Cracks” Edition
Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a...
May 12, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Yo Momma” Edition
My mom struggled through nine months carrying me, hours of painful labor and a C-section...
February 03, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Mormons Rock” Edition
Klaus Mein, lead singer of the Scorpions, slapped his balding forehead when he saw this...
January 27, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Family Values” Edition
Last time I checked on family values, they were holding fairly steady around $1.75 and...
January 20, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition
I shot my dad's gun once. It was loud, kind of exciting, and a little...
January 18, 2013
VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition
Here's the latest video edition of all the church signs that make you laugh, cry,...
January 13, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender...
January 06, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition
When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like,...
December 30, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition
When Chinese kids won't eat their Cheerios, do their parents tell them there are starving...
December 23, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition
I've been wondering lately if the devil is into Liza Minnelli. Because if he is,...
December 09, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is the same! (weird joke...
December 07, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught (Video)
I'm still not exactly sure how Kirk Cameron worked his way into my Church signs...
December 02, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition
I gotta tell you, these sign are better than fruitcake. At least I don't lose...
November 25, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition
If I were a dog, I'd like to be a Shih Tzu. I bet they...
November 23, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition (Video)
Forget those Snickerdoodle Jesuses (Jesii?); I want me a chocolate chip Christ! Dog the second...
November 11, 2012
Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition
Grab a handful of aspirin and a tall glass of water. You'll feel better in...
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