Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

This explains the sloth. Makes me feel surprisingly better about eternity in heaven too...and hungry...

When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like, *POOF* and there’s some pizza there?   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition

Either this is an incredibly clever appeal for greater environmental stewardship to help stave off global warming or just another cheap scare tactic to drive up attendance on Sundays...yeah, I vote #2 too.

When Chinese kids won’t eat their Cheerios, do their parents tell them there are starving kids in America to convince them to finish?   Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition

Yeah, because Satan's having a little thing there, and it's kind of a VIP deal. Would really suck to have to turn you away at the door.

I’ve been wondering lately if the devil is into Liza Minnelli. Because if he is, I’m pretty sure that’s a deal-breaker.   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition

...and from the same church on the back side of the same sign. Maybe Jesus will finally help me unlock that next level on World of Warcraft...

What’s the difference between a duck? One of it’s legs is the same! (weird joke from an old math teacher. Still don’t get it.) Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught (Video)

christmas-trees

I’m still not exactly sure how Kirk Cameron worked his way into my Church signs video, but we can all be thankful, regardless.   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition

Yeah, cause if you're a turkey, you're dead, which, yaknow, would make it hard to be thankful.

I gotta tell you, these sign are better than fruitcake. At least I don’t lose fillings looking at church signs…   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol. (x [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

Yes, once you get the whole "Kingdom of God" thing figured out, you can move on to more important matters, like college sports.

If I were a dog, I’d like to be a Shih Tzu. I bet they have some pretty good ideas about what’s going on. Oh, right! Church signs… Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol. (x [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition (Video)

Forget those Snickerdoodle Jesuses (Jesii?); I want me a chocolate chip Christ! Dog the second video installment of the Church Sign Epic Fails series. Might want to wear a diaper for this one, cause when the last guy watched it, he laughed so much a little bit of pee came out. [Read more...]


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