Church Sign Epic Fails, “Happy Hoover” Edition

She's actually so excited about this gift, she's about to try to vacuum herself. Wait...did that sound weird?

Reaching out into the broader culture for a few Christmas fails this week. Turns out that churches aren’t the only ones capable of pulling off deliciously inappropriate signage. Yay, humans!   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Morally Bankrupt” Edition

Forgiveness of sins contingent on creditworthiness approval, as deemed by your giving history, church attendance and whether or not we like you.

I was worried about building up interest on my sin account, then I checked the fine print. Turns out, as long as you pay them all off by the due date every month, you’re all good. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Homosexuality Is In” Edition

Okay, total Church sign win. These guys literally kicked the "S" out of this church sign. And it's that much better for it.

I’m certainly not one to advocate for vandalism of private property, but you know, sometimes the right letters just fall clean off a church sign and suddenly unbridled bigotry looks a hell of a lot more like the Greatest Commandment. Just sayin… [Read more...]

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

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Nothing sheds the holiday pounds while also getting the brain in shape like watching videos, so consider this your theological gym membership…whatever that means. “Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Faith vs. Reason [Read More...]

“Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO edition of Church Sign Epic Fails

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I’m not sure if hell exists, but if it does, I bet it’s a whole lot like Jersey Shore. “Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Faith vs. Reason Throwdown” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Chocolate Chip Christ” VIDEO Edition of [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition

Always a good idea to confabulate our understanding of God with a mythical character we later explain to our kids is actually just made up. No set-up there at all!

The biggest challenge of beer in hell is keeping it cold. Maybe that’s why it’s hell… Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition

You think the sign's bad? You should see the narthex. Not pretty.

You can either eat it or wear it. Your choice…   Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate Chip Christ” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol. (x = 40-3) Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol. 36 Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol. XXXV Church Sign Epic Fails, Birthday Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Birthday Edition

Could someone please take them aside and explain Protestantism 101? Oh, and please cover grammar while you're at it.

So yeah, it’s my birthday, and that really doesn’t have anything to do with church signs. But hey, I gotta call it something, right??? [Read more...]


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