Church Sign Epic…Wins???

Technically a thanksgiving sing, but hey, some of us eat turkey at Christmas. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

I have never had any shortage of church sign fails, but since I’m in the throes of Advent, I’m feeling particularly magnanimous. So I thought I’d share some particularly awesome sings with you this week. And yeah, it’s also a little bit of penance since I’m two days late getting these out. #PiattFail [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)

Trust me...the NSA doesn't want to listen to you pray for a puppy.

I missed last week’s church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a double shot this weekend. Here’s part one of two… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Cat” Edition

I asked my cat how much he loved me; he said "this much," and stretched out his arms and died. But that's cool, because he has eight more lives in the bank.

Back in the day, Egyptian leaders used to believe that cats were gods. Clearly, they never met Miles, my senile, toothless, stomach-hanging-to-the-ground cat from high school… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Show Him the Money” Edition

So The Shack was wrong; God is a bald African American man with Tom Cruise fro an agent. Got it.

Daddy always told me summer was a sign that the Devil was coming to get me. Let’s see…no school/Satan. No school/Satan…Gimme a minute here. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Arrogant Rabbis” Edition

As Tripp Fuller told me when he sent this to me, this is so incoherent it even fails to live up to its full potential as a church sign fail. First one to explain wins a cookie.

There’s really nothing worse than an uppity Rabbi. Except maybe for intransigent Swedes. They’re so radical!   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Edition

See grandpa? All those hours I spent in my room listening to Snoop and smoking funny cigarettes really paid off!

I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets for Carly Rae Jepsen. I must have prayed in the wrong direction… [Read more...]

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Show Me the Money” Edition

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You know what Jesus says about the almighty dollar: “Mo money, mo problems.” Or was that Notorious B.I.G.? Anyway… VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Apocalypse Now” Edition VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Mormons Rock” Edition VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition VIDEO Church [Read More...]

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition

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Every time someone laughs at a Church Sign Epic Fails video, a heretic gets his wings… VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition “Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Beer in Hell” VIDEO [Read More...]


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